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Post subject: You want to put hot wax where??
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I'm from a multiracial family. I am a mix of black, caucasian, and native american. The women in my mfamily are a natuarally hairless bunch... well with the exception of me, of course. Somewhere in my family tree is a hairy red head and his genes befell me.
Puberty hit me like a bolt out of the blue. Suddenly I was this great hairy beast pratically overnight. Every time I'd find a new place, I'd wonder why would God put hair there on a girl? Yes I know everyone goes through this but I could have knitted sweaters from the wool I was carrying.
I have tried every hair removal process known to man. It only took one time for me to realize hot wax should only be for candles and movie sex. One year my sister bought me an Epilady. What sick bastard came up with this one? For those of you who don't know what this is, it is a device with a motorized coil spring that pulls the hairs out en masse. I used it once! There are places on my body that will no longer grow hair out of fear. If they used this device on captured Al Qeada, somebody with give up Bin Laden.
So over the years I've sort of gotten it down to a science. But it still can be an all day event. When I'm not dating (which is most of the time) I don't bother to shave my legs. There comes a point where you probably couldn't tell my legs from a guy's if you covered our upper bodies. It's probably a good thing I'm still single. There's nothing like the nightly facial hair plucking session. And I don't mean my eyebrows. This would certainly make any guy question whether I was actually born female. Eventually I will seek the services of a good laser hair removal specialist. Then they will have to set aside a special section in the landfill for all the crap I'm going to throw out. |
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